Some Humor to Make Up for the Cards

Two very different Christmas cards...neither that I absolutely LOVE. What has happened to my mojo again?!? AHH! Well, to make up for the dismal cards, I have some humorous Christmas quotes to share with you!

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. -- Joan Rivers

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. -- Anonymous

Supplies Used: Manger Scene (Cornish Heritage Farms), Christmas Blessings (Taylored Expressions), Very Vanilla CS (SU!), Vintage Red CS (Core'dinations), Ribbon (American Crafts),
Chocolate Chip, Summer Sun, and Close to Cocoa Classic Ink (SU!), SU! Designer Paper (retired), sponge, edge distresser

Supplies Used: Christmas Critters, Grid Paper (Cornish Heritage Farms), Very Vanilla CS (SU!), Vintage Red (Core'dinations), Glossy CS (SU!), Ribbon (American Crafts), UTEE, Shimmerz

And let me leave you with this wonderful joke:
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic

Quit rollin' your eyes at me. :)
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  1. LOL Katy you're so funny! I love both of your cards. I like the way you created the light behind the manger. That stamp is so cool too. I like your moose too, I don't know what took so long for you to share it!

  2. Katy, you are too funny. I love both of your cards. You are just being silly thinking these aren't top notch cards! I love the distressing on the first one. I bet that took a little time to do! It is so pretty. And that reindeer is so cute! And what a great sentiment "merry kissmoose" adorable!

  3. Awesome!! You crack me up!! I love the first card by the way it is beautiful!!


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